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Sandy Bernstein
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Self-Deprecating, Irreverent, and Playful

I am a Baltimore/Washington-based stand-up comedian who engages audiences with my self-deprecating humor and animated storytelling. I have opened for Willie Tyler (Willie and Lester)the Fat Doctor, and Kool Bubba Ice.

I'm like that cool aunt who takes you to lunch at Panera, and then smokes a blunt with you afterwards...or that creepy friend of your mom's who stares at the crotch of your sweatpants a little too long.

My material runs the gamut from inappropriate selfies to the absurdities of office life. I bring a quirky perspective to a wide array of topics that include aging, body image, self-esteem, weight loss, menopause, divorce, and familial dysfunction…all with a sprinkling of Jewish humor thrown in for good measure. Some will leave you feeling violated (but in a good way). Others will just leave you laughing and begging for more.

Whether I'm getting raunchy at a club or keeping it clean for a corporate event, I'm equally at home in a variety of settings. (In other words, I clean up nice.)

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